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// Store some random quotations

function rand ( n )
{
	return ( Math.floor ( Math.random ( ) * n + 1 ) );
}

var random_quote = new Array ( );
var random_author = new Array ( );

// Enter Quotes here
random_quote[0]  = "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.";
random_author[0] = "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY, 1942";
random_quote[1]  = "Nobody puts Baby in a corner.";
random_author[1] = "DIRTY DANCING, 1987";
random_quote[2]  = "Carpe diem.  Seize the day, boys.  Make your lives extraordinary.";
random_author[2] = "DEAD POETS SOCIETY, 1989";
random_quote[3]  = "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!";
random_author[3] = "AUNTIE MAME, 1958";
random_quote[4]  = "A martini.  Shaken, not stirred.";
random_author[4] = "GOLDFINGER, 1964";
random_quote[5]  = "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!";
random_author[5] = "42ND STREET, 1933";
random_quote[6]  = "Striker: Surely you can't be serious.<br>Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.";
random_author[6] = "AIRPLANE! 1980";
random_quote[7]  = "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!";
random_author[7] = "DR. STRANGELOVE, 1964";
random_quote[8]  = "A boy's best friend is his mother.";
random_author[8] = "PSYCHO, 1960";
random_quote[9]  = "E.T. phone home.";
random_author[9] = "E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, 1982";
random_quote[10]  = "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.";
random_author[10] = "SUNSET BLVD. 1950";
random_quote[11] = "I can't have a baby. Because I have a twelve thirty lunch meeting.";
random_author[11]= "BABY BOOM, 1987";
random_quote[12] = "Now it used to be, I ran to get where I was going. I never thought it would take me anywhere.";
random_author[12]= "FORREST GUMP, 1994";
random_quote[13] = "You can take the girl out of the honky-tonk but you can't take the honky-tonk out of the girl.";
random_author[13]= "SWEET HOME ALABAMA, 2002 ";

// enter total number of quotes here
var count = 14;


// find a different random numbers in range
var randnr = rand(count)-1;

// assign quote and author
var randquote = random_quote[randnr];
var randauthor = random_author[randnr];

// write output
document.write(randquote + "<br><b>-- " + randauthor + "</b>");


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