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Shoe Schuster's
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PICKS

1. Fake
Fire and Rescue by Blake
Butler-- This was by far my favorite
submission.
What
I’d say: A sick, twisted story that hit all the right notes.
And a swipe at dead babies! Wish it was longer — the story, not
the dead baby swipe. Anyway, kudos.
2.
Homecoming by Bill Brocato
— Liked
it.
Freight
Train — Eh. Carver — Double
eh.
What
I’d say — Homecoming is succinct and clever. Then
again, maybe it’s short and easy to understand and I’m
just dumb. Either way, I liked it.
3.
Sri Lanka by Byron D. Howell — Liked
it.
History
Repeating — Awesome.
My Anthem — Really cool.
Cardboard Home is Mine — Great!
BECOMING ONE WITH YOU -- Very sweet.
Really
liked this poet. Everything by him.
What
I’d say — It’s hard to compliment poetry without
sounding pretentious, so I’ll leave it at -- Well done, Bryon.
For
the writers who submitted works that I didn’t
like, a short anecdote:
A
nurse delivers a newborn to a young couple. The mother cradles the
baby in her arms and says, “He has my eyes.” The
father gingerly raises the baby in his arms and says, “He has my
nose.” A stranger passes and says, “He has my sympathy.” You
see, it’s all relative.
Now
it's your turn--
Meet
Our Guest Assistant Editor
Who
is Shoe Schuster?
Currently,
Shoe is developing a comedy feature with Zucker/Netter, the producers
of “Airplane” and “The
Naked Gun ,” amongst others. Recently,
Shoe completed a pilot for NBC starring Maggie
Wheeler (“Friends”)
and David Deluise (“Third
Rock from
the Sun”).
Most recently, Shoe setup a comedy feature with Al
Pacino attached, was hired by Bigfoot
Entertainment to co-write a comedy feature with Monique Sorgen called, “The
Babymaker,” that is set to go in production in the Fall of 2008, and
sold a TV pilot based on a feature starring Bobby
Brown and Lil ’ Kim.
Read
Shoe Schuster's script, Sperm Donor
How
will you rate it?
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